I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG YOU WANKSTAIN
It doesn’t have to be a snowman